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14/01/12: Pah!
14/01/2012 by Missus Toast.
I’ve still not managed to get biking this year, as the dreaded lurgy has struck once more. Fortunately it’s more of a headachey, passy outy nauseated sort of lurgy rather than a chest infection, so hopefully it’ll pass. It’s been lingering for two weeks now, stopping me from getting over the Chase. :( We’re hoping to get over there tomorrow, albeit with me on two legs rather than biking. Benny seems to be calming a bit around other dogs, but is still obsessed with crows, magpies and squirrels.
In a bit of good news, I’ve started Weight Watchers again, despite their buttock clenchingly awful efforts at ‘gamification’, and am pleased to report that I lost 3.5lbs in my first week. According the NHS’s BMI calculator, this takes me down from being clinically obese to being merely overweight. Yay! \o/
Only 26lbs to go…
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HUGE LIFE CHANGING EVENTS!
22/11/2011 by Missus Toast.
Written on 18/09/11:
“Move house!
But keep riding!”
Well, one of the above objectives has been successfully achieved. After some slight panicking - we were told that our objective of moving mid-October was fine… until the first week of October, when we told it would be the end of October. The eventual moving date left us with two days to move from one house to the other, and completely clean the previous house so we could successfully reclaim our deposit.
After claiming our house, our weekends have been taken up with visits to Ikea, assembling the rather large quantity of goods from Ikea, and accepting visits from proud parents, our quest for domestic bliss was not yet over! No, there was something missing, a responsibility that we felt we were now ready for…

Yes, we now have a new family member in Toast Towers - Benny Lava, the Tibetan Terrier cross. We got him from the Dogs Trust - he was sweet, affectionate, full of beans, and SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE! THAT MOUSTACHE! THAT TAIL! And Tibetan Terriers are Jez Recommended (TM). Although Jez rides luminous bikes that look like they’ve been vomited out of the 1990s, but still, we trust his dog judgement.
We couldn’t decide what to rename Benny. There were many names mooted then dismissed - Loki (already taken by Alex’s labradoodle), Noodles (could be shortened to Noo Noo, which is horrible), Domino (that’s a girl’s name!), Fruitcake and Turbo Cat (just… no). Instead, we watched the Benny Lava video, and decided that Benny wasn’t such a bad name after all. Although he does occasionally get called Lava Face. He also looks quite a lot like Hairy Maclary:

He’s settling in well - it took us a few attempts to find a suitable food that agreed with him, but he’s doing nicely now. He needs to put on some weight, and have quite a lot of training. Hopefully he’ll be able to join us on our biking adventures, but if not, we’ve worked out plans for alternate riding and even looked into dog trailers. Obviously we won’t take him out if he’s unable to run alongside safely - don’t want to break the sweet little lad (or anyone who might run into him, could be a child’s face next time, etc…)
We’re planning on taking him on his first trip to the Chase on Sunday to meet the trailbuilders - hopefully he’ll cope with the car journey OK, we’ll have to wait and see! We’re also hoping to get biking again soon, I’ve ordered some winter gear to keep me snuggly. Fortunately my sniffles and sore throat cleared, so no repeat of the past two year’s winter illness so far (thanks to everyone who’s been concerned!). I’ve also got a new pannier rack for my Inbred, which is quite exciting (hey, trust me on this). Sadly the route into work from our new house isn’t as nice as the previous one down the canal towpath, but we are now quite close to the four cross course and The Bike Yard, which arranges local mtbing rides. Yay! \o/
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The most wonderful time of the year
10/10/2011 by Missus Toast.
Regular readers will know that, for the past two years, I’ve spent most of the winter suffering from a recurring chest infection. I was hoping that this winter I’d manage to avoid it, but last week I started to feel a bit iffy. I actually had to have some time off work as I sweated, coughed and snuffled, hoping that I’d feel better by the weekend. I didn’t. Instead, I spent most of the weekend sleeping, with occasional breaks in my busy sleeping schedule to watch Fringe, Supernatural, and to make pathetic whimpering noises at Mr Toast.
Izzy from PR has an interesting theory. We work in the games industry, where women make up a paltry 6% of the dev force. This means we are surrounded by men. The theory is this: by such excessive exposure to men, we have become susceptible to man-flu. And thinking about it, it’s the only possible explanation - when I was younger, I would have laughed in your face if you’d suggested I’d be taking time off work because of a cold. A bit snuffly? Sore throat? Hacking cough? Headache? Pah! Deal with it! Nowadays I get a cold and it feels like I’m one step away from shuffling off the mortal coil.
So, no biking this weekend. Biked into work this morning and am currently ‘interestingly phlegmy’. Hard to believe it was only the weekend before we were biking in Wales in the glorious warmth.
In an effort to improve my health, I’m also trying to lose weight. I’m hoping that public shame will help motivate me, so… I’m currently 11 stone 4, trying to get to sub-10 stone. I’ve always struggled with my weight - being 5ft 2 means that I don’t have a huge margin for error, and I really, really like cake. And cheese. And I hate fruit. To give you an idea of how much I hate fruit - if there’s a dessert, an ice-cream sundae, or a cheesecake, for example - and it has been soiled with fruit, I will shove the fruit off to the side, grimacing. Rasperries? Strawberries? Blueberries? Bleugh! And why ruin a good crumble with apple?
Yes, I’m aware that my hatred of fruit and my chronic immune system may not be entirely unrelated…
And on another unrelated note, some trailbuilders in Sandwell are trying to secure funding to built some trails. You should vote for them! The more legal trails that are about, the more people can get introduced to mountain biking, which is ace.
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